gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

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April

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overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

11

April

49,510 notes

This photo was reblogged from my-shattered-imagination and originally by quotes-n-hoes.

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

11

April

69,771 notes

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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

(Source: sunndogg)

11

April

822,586 notes

This text was reblogged from cumfort and originally by sunndogg.

blahstuck:

alephnaughty:

not-a-wallflower-42:

dude these tights would look kick ass over my curvacious thighs. DO WANT

Ahhh you can buy them here and they’re only $23 with free shipping. Yes.

YOU COULD LOOK LIKE A FANCY NAC MAC FEEGLE

(Source: etsy.com)

11

April

38,821 notes

This photo was reblogged from greeneyedg0ddess and originally by corsets-and-clockwork.

(Source: xmementomori)

11

April

467,043 notes

This photo was reblogged from inspiringblues and originally by tiredanduninspired-.

spiritual-realm:

❀❈

spiritual-realm:

❀❈

(Source: sourmoonmelon)

11

April

6,442 notes

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namaste-release:

hippieidk:

❀hippie✿

Woodstock ‘69

namaste-release:

hippieidk:

❀hippie✿

Woodstock ‘69

(Source: schoolhall)

11

April

8,398 notes

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"When “i” is replaced with “we” even illness becomes wellness."

-

Malcolm X (via amorestavivo)

This changed me.

(via losingfatfindingfit)

(Source: nargessi)

11

April

240,403 notes

This quote was reblogged from themoonphase and originally by nargessi.

"I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday."

- Lemony Snicket (via narobe)

(Source: larmoyante)

11

April

28,979 notes

This quote was reblogged from narobe and originally by larmoyante.